Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
collegehumor: Some Study That I Used To Know Gotye sings about losing what’s most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills
mostlyjudson: Mean Girls and Disney? I think this is tumblr gold. Forever Reblog.
carolaatic: BEST VIDEO EVEEERRRRRRR
When I realized classes end in a week.
hokiehighs: I was like,
He’s SO cute and a good kisser but I can’t tell if he’s just chasing me for fun or if he really does like me. Also, the fact that he’s a more mature copy of my exboyfriend is extra disturbing.
At least we have hair like...
thecurlyhairproblems: Keri Russell (Actress) -by request-
REBLOG IF YOU'RE SINGLE
armygirlfriendx3: stfulisa: pasteluncertanity: THE OLD LADY HAHAHAHAHA Rubber fingers and jumbo sized pubes…oh god hahahaha. i can’t breathe. “the cats flipping turds everywhere” fucking stopp!!!! :o
The Beirut Experience →
alieninbeirut: Beirut is more than just a historical site; it is an experience, a city like any other on earth. For most of history, Beirut was just a small fishing village on the Lebanese coast, overshadowed by more important ports to the north and the south, but during the French mandate period, Beirut became the symbol of an independent Lebanon. With independence in 1946, Beirut flourished...